STRIKE ZONE - Fun Stuff

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Heckles

Ray Charles could have seen that one!
Hey Blue, need some Windex for your glass eye?
They're putting your stike zone on the back of milk cartons!
Mix in some consistency once in awhile!
You must be losing them in the lights!
Why do you keep looking in your hand...do you have a map of the strike zone in it?
I'll take three pencils!
You’re not gonna get a wink of sleep tonight, you’ve slept through the whole game.
You're strike zone keeps moving, you packing your bags to go along?
Hey Blue......I found your cell phone. It says you missed 4 calls

Don't bother brushing off the corners, You're not calling them anyway!

That pitch was like your last date, you didn't want to see her or call her.
To batter as he steps into the box: "You better be swinging. You're standing in the strike zone"
He was as out as a deaf kid playing musical chairs!

Hey ump, diarrhea has more consistency than your strike zone !
It's against the law to make prank calls...
That pitch was like your last date, you didn't want to see her or call her.
To batter as he steps into the box: "You better be swinging. You're standing in the strike zone."
After the ump has dusted off home plate: "You're gonna make someone a great wife someday!
You're not gonna sleep a minute tonight because you've slept all game.
Did you make the call on WMD in Iraq as well?
Is your rule book written in braille?
How's he going to learn if you keep giving him the answers? (to Ump after appeal)
That's why they shouldn't let umpires date the players.
I didn't pay 35 bucks to watch you call strikes!
Hey Ump, how can you sleep with all these lights on
If you're just gonna watch the game, buy a ticket
I thought only horses slept standing up!
Flip over the plate and read the directions
You couldn't call hogs!
Keep calling em like that and you'll be bagging groceries by September.
Get a hammer and some nails, the plate is movin' around!
You call more strikes than a union delegate!
Did your glass eye fog up?
Have you lost your strike zone in the lights?
Now I know why there's only one eye (I) in umpire
You couldn't get a pitchout right
That's a bad call....Telemarketer! Telemarketer! Telemarketer!
How about some Windex for that glass eye!
The French judge says it's a strike!
How can you eat with those hands?
You need to go to confession after that call!
I've seen better Blues in a box of crayons!
We know you're blind, we've seen your wife!
Hey blue, that's not a 5 iron he's hitting with! (on a low strike call)
How do you sleep at night?
I was confused the first time I saw a game too
I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife!
Good thing there is not three choices!
Hey ump is that a dinner plate? Apparently it has no corners!
Say ya lied!
Why don't you get your Seeing Eye dog to call it for you?
I forgot the Milk-Bone for your seeing-eye dog!
Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game?
When your dog barks twice, its a strike!
Kick your dog, he's lying to you!
I'm gonna break your cane and shoot your dog

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